I thought it was better than "Welcome to our bedrolls."
Also, everyone do ignore the "Me" at the top. It should be "us."
Hello young travelers! I'm Gabrielle, and I'm opening this advice column with my "best friend" Xena to help anyone lost with any troubles they might have. Also we've heard many questions on our adventures about our lives in general, so anything you might be curious about, feel free to ask. We especially love to hear from any questioning thespians! Please feel free to send us a scroll or a pigeon!
(Just don't get too personal)
(Right)
So I'm Xena. Gabrielle put me up to this. I am told I am a good listener though, so if you ever need an ear, I'm here. Like Gabrielle said, if you have questions about us or our lives, feel free to ask, but if you get too personal don't be too surprised when you see a chakram flying-
(Xena!)
Sorry, just kidding. Maybe. Ask away everyone!
-Xena, Warrior Princess, and Gabrielle, Battling Bard of Potidea